Chapter 451 – The World Cup
“Hiro…… that side of Earth might actually take after you, you know…… like stripping when drunk… and that fascination with big breasts…”
“W, wait, hold on! That’s not right! If I liked big breasts, I wouldn’t have married you with your A—buho?!
“Don’t go revealing my size in front of Hakuki, you idiot!?”
“H, hey, I can’t guard right now, so no headbutts…… I mean, in your case, even without revealing it, it’s obvious just by lookin―――hogo!?”
“Shut up!”
A married couple, forced to watch their son’s unseemly behavior at the edge of the world.
While restrained, Mamu headbutted her husband, and Hiro took damage.
“Bloody ‘ell … well, I s’pose the lad’s got a bit of a cheeky side to him after all, ain’t ‘e?”
Hakuki sighed at the sight of this marital spat.
――This content is suitable for all ages. We have applied a “light censorship” to any inappropriate content, so even young children can watch it with peace of mind.
Alongside Paripi’s narration, shock and absurdity spread across the globe simultaneously.
After just a sip of alcohol, Earth got drunk and started taking off his clothes.
Then, he begged the flustered Sadiz for her breasts.
Seeing Earth like that……
“~~~ So it was true……”
“Ah, um…… well…… Your Highness……”
“Earth is, uh, topless, and his abs look great…… no, wait…… the promise about showing him boobs if he wins… So the story from the Heavenly Realm was true after all!”
With bloodshot eyes, Phianse grabbed both of Sadiz’s shoulders and started ranting.
When she and Earth faced each other in the Heavenly Realm and discussed their mutual misunderstandings, Phianse had thought that Earth was aiming to win the tournament in order to propose to her……
— What you wanted to get when you won… if it’s not me, what was it!?
—No! At that time, if I won, Sadiz’s boobs… b… eh!?
Hearing that, Phianse felt her soul leave her body.
And after learning once again that it was true, Phianse was devastated.
“…… And there I was in that tournament match, up against an Earth who had been working hard for such an impure motive.”
“Ha, haha, well, but Rebal, you also wanted to be betrothed to the princess… I guess you could call that impure too…”
“…………”
Earth excelled in tournaments and fighting competitions. The efforts that Earth has accumulated over time. All the effort Earth had put in—it was all for the breasts of his first love all along.
Before long, the world was divided between those—mostly women—who said “That’s the worst!” and those who were laughing hysterically, saying, “Gyahaha, well, that’s a motive I can get behind.”
Amidst all this, the girls who harbor feelings for Earth……
“But…… I see…… Earth was that fond of women’s breasts… I see…”
“…… Your Highness?”
“Well, I, I knew that Earth was interested in, u-un, lewd things, h, he is a boy, after all… Hmm… Breasts, huh…”
Although the phrase “the boobs of the person I love” was in her head, Phianse had come to believe that Earth simply liked “breasts” in and of themselves.
At first, her face turned bright red and she was indignant, but gradually she began to calm down.
“Ji~…… rub rub.”
“Your Highness!?”
“Rub rub, squeeze.”
“””Eeh!??”””
At that moment, Phianse, who had been staring intently at Sadis’s chest, began to fondle it.
Sadiz, Rebal, and Fu were shocked by her actions.
But it didn’t stop there—after fondling Sadiz’s chest, Phianse began to squeeze her own.
And then……
“…… Hah… i, it’s……”
“…… Huh?”
“I see…… so these are the kind of breasts Earth likes… hehehe… Indeed, they are larger than mine… I’m still a C, after all…”
Since parting ways with Earth, Phianse had been so preoccupied with pushing herself and working hard on reconstruction efforts, leaving her with little free time. Now, seeing her sly, grinning smile for the first time, not only Sadiz and the others, but even the residents of Cacretale felt a chill run down their spines.
“But! I’m still only 15 and in my growth phase! There’s a very good chance I’ll reach an E—no, even bigger than that! Heh, hehe…… I never imagined I’d gain such an advantage here… because Kron and Shinobu are… hehehehe!”
“This is terrible, Mother! Earth likes breasts!”
“…………”
“Mine aren’t that big! If I recall correctly, during the last physical you performed, Mother, I was a B!”
That’s right—while some were delighted by “Earth loves boobs,” others were panicking.
Kron, who had been watching the show with everyone at the construction site just like yesterday, clung to Jamdi’el in a fluster, going “Awawa!”.
“Mine aren’t as big as Sadiz’s… Ugh, please tell me, Mother! How do I make my breasts bigger?”
“N, nay…… Lady Kron…… Lady Kron, thou possess thy own unique charm…… and besides, thou is still in thy growth phase, so worry not on such things……
“Hmm~ Mother doesn’t understand! You’re big too… Actually, how big are yours anyway?”
“Uh, ah, nay, I …….”
“Please tell me!”
“Y, yes, w, well, technically, I’m an F, however……”
“What?! …Wh, what kind of effort… what kind of effort did you put in?!”
“N, nay, well, um, most likely, we Seraphs have a trait where our pectoral muscles—or rather, our chests—develop from flapping our wings…”
“But Ga’al didn’t have any breasts!”
“Nay, that was… well…”
Kron stares frantically at Jamdi’el’s chest, her eyes welling up with envy. Jamdi’el is bewildered.
And then……
“”””””””(They’re F…..)””””””””
Bro and the men on site exchanged glances, nodded coolly, and gave each other thumbs-up.
However, while having that exchange……
“But seriously, Bro, he’s kinda interesting. Krony’s boyfriend.”
“Oh, really?”
“Yeah, it’s not just that he’s hardworking, strong, and gave it his all… but that he actually has this side to him too…”
There were conversations like that too.
And then……
“Big brother, sit up for a moment.”
“Yes.”
Earth, the culprit, was made to sit in a kneeling position by Espie.
“Big brother, you’re at that age, so it’s understandable that you’re interested in naughty things, but trying your hardest just for boobs is a no-go, okay?”
“…… Yes…… Please, forgive me…… Getting a serious lecture from my little sister about this is really painful.”
“Well, I’m on the larger side myself, but Big brother—”
“Ah, no, seriously, it’s totally fine there, so don’t worry. Really?”
“Un, that’s fine.”
Earth sat facing his little sister in a formal kneeling position and received a brief lecture. Slayer gave a wry smile at the sight.
And then……
“Heh…… It’s okay, Miss Espie. A woman’s charm isn’t just about her breasts…… I’ll teach Honey that myself! A glimpse of my thighs♥ A peek of my belly button♥.”
There, Shinobu, an A-class ninja, was pacing around Earth, striking sexy poses.
Furthermore……
“Ah geez. My virgin Hubby totally doesn’t get it at all~ Boobs are, like, just fun little toys to play with, duh! The most important things between a guy and a girl are the butt and how tight the pu— mmph mmph?!
“Great Generaaaal! There are young children here, so please refrain from such inappropriate remarks!”
“Pwah! What the heck?! I was finally gonna strike a sexy pose and, like, show off my super tight pu— mmph!?”
“That’s exactly why I stopped you!”
Norja, an AA-class monster who was holding both of her legs and spreading them apart, was pinned down by Lal, and the girls were making a fuss here as well.
“…… Big brother, do you understand?”
“I, I understand! So Shinobu, y, you should stop with that…… And Lal, knock that monster out for me!”
However, in the midst of all this……
“O, Oh? I see… s, so that is how it is… truly? Heheh… s, so that is how it is…”
“””””Hm!!???”””””
In a corner of the settlement, there was a girl muttering to herself, trying to keep her voice down and her face calm, but couldn’t suppress a grin.
“Sir Earth…… has a fondness for bosoms…… I, I see…… so that is the truth of it… Though I am not so fair and lovely as Lady Shinobu, Lady Kron, or Lady Sadiz… ehehe…”
The girl touched her chest with both hands and grinned……
“Ah, but…… perchance, if they be overlarge, they might seem unsightly instead…? Though Sir Earth may favor bosoms, mayhap he prefers a daintier and more comely measure, such as Lady Sadiz possesses…? Or perhaps he favors those who are, like Lady Kron and Lady Shinobu, scarcely endowed at all…? If that be so… then mine own …… Ugh~~”
However, she immediately wore a worried expression… The world still didn’t know of the existence of such an H-class elf.
Amid the reactions of maidens around the world……
“…… Um… why was it necessary to show a scene like this?”
Coman Paiper, who also served as his assistant, asked Paripi—the mastermind behind the viewing party currently sweeping the entire globe—with a look of contempt.
In response to Coman’s question, Paripi laughs heartily and answers.
“Hihahaha, despite the unfortunate circumstances, he makes insane efforts, gets insanely strong, seizes insane glory, and earns insane praise Panay…… A true success story. And on top of that, in the case of the boss…… In Earth’s case, he’s going to perform even more insane feats from here on out. Including his battle with me. So, what do you think will happen then?”
“Well… I thought a lot more people would be amazed by Earth and praise him……”
“Mmm, ordinarily, yes. But you know, when people get praised to death, there are always certain people who start to surface along the way Panay. Who do you think they are?”
Paripi countered Coman’s question with a question of his own. Not understanding Paripi’s intentions, Coman couldn’t answer.
Then……
“The answer…… the haters… You know, the kind of people who get jealous of successful folks, look for flaws, and want to pick a fight Panay.”
“…… Huh? Haters…? Is that… really how it works……?”
“That’s right. Because when someone keeps having nothing but insane success after insane success, people eventually stop being able to empathize… That’s exactly why the more perfect someone seems, the more people want to find their flaws. And when they can’t find any, they just start making all sorts of baseless assumptions and acting all high and mighty while making a huge fuss. So, the solution is to just go ahead and present those flaws ourselves from the start, start—or, if he’s a dumb, pervy guy, give them material they can relate to ♪.”
“…… b, but…… these flaws are still flaws…… I mean, for example, what if someone starts criticizing him about his attitude toward women or something…”
“If that happens, that’ll just rally more people to passionately defend him, so that’s fine too. And even if it sparks debate, that’ll be insanely entertaining Panay.”
“…… But, even so, why… why the boob scene…? If you wanted to highlight Earth’s flaws, there are other ways….”
“Hihahahaha! Because this is way more fun, that’s why ♪.”
Ultimately, no matter how much reasoning you come up with, the real reason behind all of Paripi’s actions is simply “because it’s more fun that way”.
Realizing this once again, Coman let out a sigh and muttered, “I knew it”.
“By the way, Coman dear. You’re the type who looks slimmer in clothes, and your bust size is D ――――hogya!?”
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