Chapter 452 – Opposing Screams
“Uooaaaaaaaaaah, come out already, José! Uoooo, stooooooooop! Stop iiiiiiiiiiit! Someone, please stop meeeeee! The sky?! If I destroy that sky, can I end this viewing party!? Wooooah, just vanish, sky! Great Demon Spiraaaaaaaaaal!!!”
The massive tornado raging through the elven settlement was so violent and unbridled that it seemed as though it might reach the heavens themselves.
“Hey, Big brother, calm down! I can’t hear the important parts!”
“Brother, you’re scaring the kids…”
“It’s okay, Honey! No matter how naughty you get, I’ll actually welcome it! I’m the only one who will never think less of you, Honey!”
“Th, that is so, Sir Earth! I, if… if you so greatly desire to lay hands upon a bosom, then… m, my own… I would, in secret, permit you—and you alone—to do with them as you—”
“Nuhahaha~ Hubbyyy~! Being a total perv is, like, a guy’s ultimate badge of honor, duh! But only knowing how to appreciate boobs means you’re still such a little kid! With this super seductive body of mine, I’m gonna go full throttle on you all night lo——”
“Ah~ Young man, pray do refrain from bringing ruin upon the settlement, would you? And as for you, Amicus—your father has words of great import to share.”
“Indeed, Amicus! Your mother shall not permit such foolishness either! Aye, he may be our benefactor, but if you are not the one he truly chooses, then will the heart that shall suffer in the end not be your own?”
The villagers try to calm the rampaging Earth.
However, Earth wouldn’t stop. All because……
— From here on, we’ll be broadcasting only audio.
That might be Paripi’s way of showing consideration. However, in Earth’s opinion, if you’re going to be considerate, then don’t play it in the first place.
In fact, people end up imagining all sorts of things precisely because they can’t see them.
〔Little man. I also… don’t have any experience, so I might not be convincing…. even if it’s too much… I wouldn’t dislike…… you, much less, hate you… no matter what you do to me… Little man……… Also… for me… I would rather…… learn of this kind of thing… with Little man……〕
〔Ah… oh, aaaaaaaahh… b, but… like this……〕
〔Little man… don’t worry…… I’ll keep it a secret… from the Master and Madam.〕
The scene is where Sadiz lets Earth touch her breasts as a reward for his victory.
It was supposed to be a secret between just the two of them, but on this day, at this very moment, not only their parents, Hiro and Mamu, but people all over the world will find out.
〔Little man… erm…… if you don’t mind…… give me a hand with the back of the top… er…… the hook…〕
〔What… ah…… hook?〕
〔Little man… don’t be so flustered. A girl may not think well of you if you are aggressive and accidentally rip her to shreds. Please remember.〕
〔S, sor… ry……〕
〔It doesn’t require any effort. Just move your fingers a bit…〕
〔R, right… sorry, I didn’t know…〕
〔…… shall I take it off myself?〕
〔No, let me take it off… I, can do it…〕
〔Fufufu, this is… Lesson 1♪ Fight on, Little man.〕
Even if the scene was audio-only, it was obvious what the two of them were doing.
The sounds of clothes rustling, Sadiz’s occasional sighs as if being tickled, and Earth’s heavy breathing.
It was a forbidden lesson where an older woman guided him on how to unhook her bra.
At that very moment, most men around the world leaned forward.
“U, uh, uuuuuuuuuuuh, Sadiz! What is the meaning of this? You’re clearly trying to get Earth to grope your breasts in a big way, aren’t you!?”
“Um, P, Princess…… well…”
“T, taking off your b, b, b, bra and letting him touch you bare? Th, th, that… n, no way, you haven’t gone all the way, have you!?”
“N, no…… I was more than ready to accept it, but at that moment, after this―――”
“Gwaaaahhh! What a thing… uuuuuuuugh!”
Phianse, groaning in Cacretale, and……
“Hmm…… I wonder what it is… my chest is aching…”
“Lady Kron, in order to resolve those feelings, thou will need to bed Earth Lagann the moment thou meet him again!”
Kron and……
“…Sadiz… of all things… to go that far with Earth….”
“Well, she always doted on him to an abnormal degree…… but it always felt more like treating him like a pet, didn’t it…”
Both Hiro and Mamu reacted to the secret affair between Earth and Sadiz in their own ways.
However, in the end, while this back-and-forth between the two kept the world’s viewers in a state of restless excitement and heart-pounding anticipation……
〔Fuh~, huh~, fuh~, huh~… come on out… even though I don’t care about the …… outcome of such a friendly festive romp…. that’s how my girls got hurt… Kofu, Kofu… it’s your fault! I’m going to beat you! And it’s not like a match, you know, the rigors of a real fight is―――――〕
The audio cut out, and the scene displayed visuals once again.
There, breathing heavily and with his face contorted in a bizarre state — stood José.
He broke through the wall of the room where Earth and Sadiz were from the outside, intruded, and interfered.
〔I don’t caaaaaaaaaaare! Damn it… gah…… such a nuisance… I was so close… damniiiiiiiiiiiiit, what do you have against me? What kind of misfortune is this!!〕
“Alright, you showed up just in time, José! Good job interrupting! I mean, why the hell didn’t you show up sooner, you bastard!!”
Earth reflected in the sky, and the present Earth. The two shouted with completely opposite statements.
Meanwhile, the people of the world… mostly men……
“”””Guuooooooh, that bastard had to interrupt right at the best part!!””””
Meanwhile, the maidens in love……
“Hah, thank goodness you came to interrupt, José!”
“It’s José! Oh? Why? The moment José interfered with Earth and Sadiz, I instinctively made a fist pump……”
“You barged in at a good time, José……? Was that his name?”
“Ah… so in the end, Sir Earth never did lay a hand upon them… poor soul… Ah! N, no, that is not what I meant to say… Erm… if that be the case, then all the more reason that I ought to let him, else Sir Earth shall be the one left pitiable……”
“Nuhahaha~! Hubby totally got benched right there, like, denied! Well, at least that little punk managed to keep Hubby from totally getting snatched by some random maid, so… nice one, I guess ♪.”
Phianse, Kron, Shinobu, Amicus, and Norja, just like Earth, were among the few in the world to celebrate José’s unexpected arrival by making a fist pump.
〔I was saved by the goddess Kron… For the first time in my life, I fell in love! Yes, Kron is my destiny! That’s why I won’t let anyone take Kron away from me! Even The High Priestess wants Kron and I to have a child!〕
However, the scene soon takes an unexpected turn, making all the talk about “boobs” seem completely irrelevant.
In response to José’s abnormally broken and insane rage toward Earth,
〔Actually, I… by god’s will, am destined to be bound to the winner of the tournament and give birth to the God of the next generation. And I, for one, want a lot of Earth babies! I know I’m inept but from today, you can have me!〕
With a goddess-like smile, Kron delivered a brutal finishing blow,
〔Yes, actually I….. when Jamdi’el told me about this a few months ago, I was a little upset. I didn’t know anything about romance or falling in love with a boy, but I guess I’m different from the stories of princesses who live happily ever after with their wonderful princes like you read in the picture books… it made me a little sad. That’s why I’m very happy right now. Hard-working, strong, cheerful, and laughs happily with friends… he was so cool today. My heart was pounding. I can stay with Earth from now on…… I was not free to, but from now on, I’m glad that I can love Earth to my heart’s content, and when I think about our future marriage life, my heart feels warm!〕
As the people of the world gradually shifted their perspective from ‘poor Earth’ to ‘poor José’……
〔Kron, it’s not that I don’t like you, but… I don’t think I’m ready to get married right now. There’s an order to it, after all.〕
Earth, who had been drunk and making a fool of himself, sobered up and faced Kron seriously, giving her a sincere response.
At those words, the maidens who harbored feelings for Earth felt relieved and smiled……
〔Thou is neither impotent nor favors men, why would thou put on airs?〕
〔Whatever happens from here on, I don’t want you to decide for me.〕
Furthermore, he had even given that very response to Jamdi’el, who was trying to pair him with Kron, without backing down an inch.
Seeing that, those who knew Jamdi’el in the past would react with horrified disbelief.
“H, hey, hey, Earth! Y, you actually said that to Jamdi’el’s face……”
“He didn’t get… killed… but that child said something like that!”
Hiro and Mamu were left speechless at their son’s daredevil remark……
“…Wot!? Blimey… so that’s the kinda twist that was comin’, eh!?”
Hakuki, too, was surprised and stood up, a smile on his face.
〔Oh dear… well, even unconscious, I only need thy lower body to react. If thou had listened to what I say, it would have been heavenly, but… let us go rough, shall we?〕
Since Earth wouldn’t comply, Jamdi’el used a teleportation spell to move them to a sandy beach.
〔I thought thou was smarter than thy single-celled father, but…. I can only call thee a fool, one-on-one, against me?〕
This left the war generation, once again, utterly astonished.
“H, hey… hey hey hey hey hey hey!?”
“Earth…… what a thing to do against Jamdi’el….”
A one-on-one battle between the surviving member of the legendary Six Supremacy and Earth Lagann.
〔What are you saying? Didn’t my father and mother win against you and your revered god when they were the same age as I am now? What’s wrong with me fighting you?〕
“”Huh!?””
Earth spoke with absolute confidence, as if responding to the astonished people around the world—including his own parents—who were shocked that he was about to fight Jamdi’el.
And so begins Earth Lagann’s battle against Jamdi’el. Though Paripi has edited this second part of the five-part series with the utmost care, even so……
“This is fascinating! Those eyes brimming with confidence… no, with the absolute conviction of someone who believes not in himself, but in ‘something’ else. How does Earth Lagann, with his current strength, intend to fight Jamdi’el? I will see for myself.”
Scattered around the world……
“OMG…… like, I totally didn’t know Hubby was fighting that crazy psycho Jamdi’el…… I mean, sure, Hubby’s pretty strong right now, but going by how he did back at the tournament… ugh, he’s sooo not there yet… Hmm, really… Hey Mikado Gramps, you, like, totally agree, right?”
“Indeed…… But Norja. You of all people calling others crazy…… well, it doesn’t really matter…”
Among them……
“Speaking of which…… I was so enraged at the time, I couldn’t think clearly… but looking back now, my loss to Earth Lagann leaves me perplexed… I suppose this is a good opportunity, so I shall take a careful look back at it, partly as a reflection…”
Only a select few, a handful of people……
“Phew…… With no way to contact Hiro, Mamu, Benlinerve, or Norja…… it seems something equally outrageous is being broadcast in the ‘Surface World’ zou…… the ‘Demon Realm’ is in an uproar too. And then…… Earth Lagann…… I’m curious just how much of a fight he can put up against Jamdi’el, one of the Six Supremacy zou.”
On this day, they were utterly shaken to the core by something unfathomable about Earth—beyond mere effort or strength—the “mystery” that allowed him to do things that should have been absolutely impossible. And they began to suspect something.
Author’s Note
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