Something’s Definitely Off with Our Student Council!
Author: Kusou Kinoko
“Listen, Jin-kun…… I have a favor to ask. Is it okay?”
She looked up at me, furrowing her brow in a troubled expression. She gripped the hem of her shirt lightly and stared intently at me from below.
Her moist eyes locked onto mine, and her long lashes fluttered.
“Well, President……”
“I… I can’t do this with anyone but you, Jin-kun.”
“Huh!”
Her slightly flushed cheeks instantly threw my composure into disarray, and my heart began to race.
She let out a soft, feverish sigh and clutched the hem of my shirt tightly.
“See? It’s okay, right?”
She slid her knees closer to mine in a slightly seductive manner, and as she looked up at me with pleading eyes, I involuntarily swallowed hard.
“W, wait a minute! President! This kind of thing—!”
“…… It’s not like that, is it?”
She gently placed her hand on my chest.
Then, gazing at me with moist eyes, she brought her face closer.
“P, President……”
“Jin-kun……”
Gacha!
At that moment, the door to the student council room burst open.
With a sound so forceful it made the heavy door almost fly off its hinges, she burst in…
“Aaaaaaaaaah!! The President and Kuroba are about to make out!!”
“”Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!””
The girl with blonde mini-ponytails who came in screaming was Kotori Takanashi, the Student Council Treasurer and a first-year like me.
“You got it wrong! I was just asked by the President to sort out the paperwork!”
“Y, y, y, y, yes, that’s right!? I, I, I was trying to get Jin to accept these documents!? It’s too early for a kiss!?”
“President! That response will only lead to more misunderstandings!”
“Ugh.”
The girl with brown hair in a ponytail, hiding her face—which had turned bright red all the way up to her ears—and crouching on the desk right in front of me is Junko Hasumi, the second-year Student Council President.
“No, no, no. If I hadn’t come to the student council room, you two would’ve been kissing with tongue, right? President, you totally had that aroused look on your face.”
“Kotori-chan! I—I wasn’t aroused at all!”
“You’re so pervy, President~”
“Whaaaaat? I’m not pervy!”
“I’d really like to start organizing these documents……”
While the two of them were making a fuss about what was pervy or not, I—Kuroba Jin, a first-year student council general affairs member—pressed my hand to my forehead with a sigh.
Having enrolled in a high school with an unusually high ratio of girls (2 boys to 8 girls), I ended up being forcibly recruited into the student council by a fluke of fate. And now, as the general affairs officer, I mainly assist the student council president, Hasumi-senpai.
“Hey, Jin-kun? Was I pervy just now?”
I offer a carefree reply to the President, who looks up at me with teary eyes.
“…… Well. It was erotic.”
“I was erotic!?”
The president kept her head down, clenching her fists. Her cheeks were as red as apples and looked like they were about to explode.
“Kuroba, you act all cool on the outside, but deep down you’re a total pervert, aren’t you?”
“I’m not trying to act cool. Besides, isn’t this about the right level of ‘healthy’ for a high school boy?”
“‘Healthy’ or just a virgin.”
“It can’t be helped that I’m a virgin!”
“Why don’t you give your virginity to the President?”
“Huh?! W, w, wait, is it okay for me to be Jin-kun’s first!?”
“President, please don’t take what Takanashi is saying seriously.”
Normally, she’d reject me, so why is she looking at me with such hopeful eyes? Well, if a beautiful upperclassman like the President were to take me, there’s nothing that would make me happier as a guy.
“Or should I take you instead?”
“…………………………”
I froze at Takanashi’s suggestion. She grinned mischievously, showing off her meager chest, and crossed her arms confidently.
A modest size that matches her slender shoulders and narrow waist. The pale green lace underwear visible through her white sailor blouse looks strangely alluring.
And in contrast, I shifted my gaze to the President’s chest.
Even through the uniform, her breasts—swelling to the point of bursting—press against the tabletop, offering a glimpse of her accentuated, ample cleavage. The soft-looking curves, wrapped in a pure white camisole that shows through faintly, are impossible for a man to look away from.
“………… Takanashi.”
“Wh, what is it?”
I gently put my hand on her shoulder.
“You’re no match for her. Come back another time.”
“President, Kuroba is about to die in the line of duty, so please start looking for a new Student Council Secretary.”
“Wha—!? Why!?”
I’d intended to offer my honest opinion, but it seems I’d stepped on a landmine.
“Wait, wait! It’s just that I personally don’t have any demand for it. Surely, for those who consider the flat-chest attribute within their strike zone, it’s a perfect hit!”
“You’re quite talkative even on death’s door. How dare you brazenly talk about ‘venerating the great and despising the small’ right in front of me?”
“Don’t make up weird neologisms like that!? I’m not looking down on small breasts—I’m just worshipping big ones!”
“Then worship small ones too!”
“Impossible! There’s nothing there but sky!”
“Take that!”
―――――SMACK!
“That was close! You left the sound behind just now!?”
“How could you dodge that!?”
“My virginity power is 53,000.”
“That’s less than a PS5[SM1] ? (Digital Edition list price).”
“You two really get along, huh.”
If my virginity power had been lower, I almost would’ve died in the line of duty. I’d better stop talking about boobs in front of Takanashi from now on.
The President keeps glancing over, looking like she wants some attention.
“Um …… President? What’s wrong?”
“Do you like them big, Jin-kun?”
“Yes, it’s my justice.”
“Hmm~?”
The President, who was twirling the ends of her hair around her fingertips, unconsciously had a smile on her face.
If she did something like that right in front of a virgin, they would definitely mistake it for her having feelings for them. Oh wait, I’m a virgin.
“President, what do you eat to grow so big?”
“Hiiiiiiiaaaah!?”
Takanashi’s slender arms stretched out, and both of her hands mercilessly touched the President’s ample bosom.
“Ko, Ko, Kotori-chan!?”
“What is this sensation—this enveloping feel that my own hands lack, and this springy resistance pushing back against it!?”
“Mmmph! Stop it! Don’t describe it like a sports commentator!”
“Both my hands are filled with a loving warmth, as if they’ve received the blessing of the Virgin Mary!?”
“Uh-huh.”
Takanashi’s fingertips sink through the fabric of her uniform. Her white blouse ripples, and the soft mass of flesh is pushed out, changing shape. She lifts the two large grapes alternately, pressing and releasing them carefully, like a seasoned farmer checking the ripeness of the fruit.
“Is this paradise?”
There’s one thing I can say right now: I’m so glad I joined the student council!
“—That virgin’s staring at us with bloodshot eyes and a nosebleed, so maybe we should stop. President?”
“Huh?”
“Don’t worry about me—carry on!”
“You’re the one who’s going to die.”
Her face flushed, the president’s cheeks were bright red, and her teary eyes were trembling. The collar of her sailor uniform was slightly askew, exposing her white skin in a strangely vivid way.
“I…… I can’t get married anymore…”
“It’s alright, President, Kuroba will take responsibility.”
“Huh!”
“You take responsibility.”
With a rattling sound, the door to the student council room opened again.
“… Are the three of you… actually working?”
Speaking in a voice as quiet as falling snow, with her long silver hair flowing behind her, was Shinonome Shino-senpai, a second-year student and the Student Council Vice President.
“Working? It looks more like you were fooling around!?”
Peeking out from behind Shinonome-senpai with a childish smile was a girl with dark purple short hair— Isshaku Hassun Mahana-senpai, the Student Council Secretary, also a second-year student.
“Just so you know, I was trying to properly organize the documents.”
“While you’re dripping with a nosebleed?”
“This is something beyond my control.”
“Listen, Mahana-senpai! This big-boob worshipper is looking down on small-chested girls!? Isn’t that just ridiculous!?”
“The fact that Takanashi was the first to say that to me shows you’re unconsciously creating a class system among small-chested girls.”
“Huh? N, no, that’s not true at all.”
“Takanashi, I told you earlier. I’m not looking down on you. It’s just that there’s nothing there for me to look up to.”
“Also, Jin, you should think carefully before you say those words.”
Mahana-senpai, who puffed out her cheeks in a sulky manner, also possessed a petite figure that was no less impressive than Takanashi’s, but with a chest that was perfectly matched. And Takanashi was even more flat-chested.
In terms of loli appeal, to be honest, Mahana-senpai would probably win by a landslide. She’s a tomboy, after all.
“Well, well, Jin-kun is a boy after all, so I guess it can’t be helped.”
“The President has big breasts, so she’s got it made! She’s got tons of followers!
“W, well, I don’t remember ever becoming a cult leader……”
“Is this where we sign up to join the cult?”
“Jin-kun, why don’t you wipe your nose first?”
“…… Yes…… Tissue …….”
“Thank you, Shinonome-senpai.”
“You guys are so noisy every day… I wish you’d take a lesson from Shino’s integrity.”
“…By the way…I’m a C-cup.”
“I’ll take back what I said earlier.”
“I get it. You’re just a beginner, right?”
“You should show a little more restraint.”
Next to Mahana-senpai and Takanashi, who both let out a big sigh, I wiped my nosebleed with the pocket tissue that Shinonome-senpai had handed me, and sat down at my seat with the documents I had gathered.
At the same time, the other three also took their seats.
In our student council, the seating arrangement is centered around a low table. The President sits in the birthday seat on the whiteboard side, Shinonome-senpai and Mahana-senpai occupy the two seats by the window, and Takanashi and I sit in the two seats opposite them, on the corridor side where the door is.
As the secretary and the vice president, Shinonome-senpai and I are seated next to the President, whom we each support.
“Alright then! Everyone’s here, so let’s start today’s student council activities!”
“Yes!”
“Hai~!”
“…… Yes.”
“Hmm.”
Following the President’s call, each member responded. Then, one woman interrupted them.
“Oh~hey, I got a complaint that ‘moaning sounds are coming from the student council room’. What the heck are you guys doing?”
Rubbing her heavy eyelids and looking every bit the picture of someone who’d just woken up, the woman with blue hair and a wolf cut was our student council advisor, Mamori-sensei. She was the one who forced me to join this student council.
“”””………… “Moaning””””
All four of them glanced at the President.
“…… Huh!? Me!?”
She made a sound when her breasts were groped earlier. It’s not surprising that it could be heard outside the student council room.
Oh, just thinking about it is giving me a nosebleed.
“The president really is a pervert, isn’t she~”
“Hey! It’s all your fault, Kotori-chan!?”
“Well, even so, I’ve always thought the president was a pervert.”
“…… The President…… doesn’t realize… she’s erotic.”
“You’ve got to be kidding me!? Am I really that erotic!?”
“Since I’m a guy, you should probably rein it in a bit.”
“Kuroba too.”
“Well whatever. But hey~. Hasumi and Kuroba? Make sure you use protection while I’m around.”
“That’s not the issue here.”
The President slumped face-down on the desk again, completely withdrawn. Steam was rising from her head like a steam locomotive.
Peering at me through the gap in her arms with teary eyes, she managed to squeeze out the words.
“Jin-kun? Will you… take responsibility?”
“That’s exactly the kind of thing that causes misunderstandings.”
“Jin, you’re trying to lecture her, but your nose is bleeding like crazy!?”
Mahana-senpai, who had gotten up from her seat, came over to me and wiped my nosebleed with a tissue.
This senpai looks like a petite little girl, but she’s actually a responsible older sister type, so sometimes I feel something akin to a sense of transgression, and my rationality starts to waver. I’m not a lolicon. I’m not a lolicon, and I’m not into Onee-chans who look like children!
“…… Kuroba-kun…… you need to…get some iron.”
“Shinonome-senpai, where did you get that raw liver from?! If you put it straight into my mouth, the health department won’t stay silent!”
“…… It’s okay… It’s fresh… so.”
“Serving raw liver is a violation of the law!”
Shinonome-senpai, who was sitting across from me, leaned over the table and pressed the raw liver he had taken out against my mouth.
Contrary to her quiet appearance, she does such outlandish things that I can’t take my eyes off her—in a different sense.
“Kuroba! So you’re saying you won’t settle for anything less than the President’s huge breasts!? You’re not satisfied with me, are you!?”
Takanashi, who was sitting next to me, pressed her body against my shoulder and started ranting in my ear.
So she’s been worried about her bust size this whole time? Contrary to her bubbly personality, she’s surprisingly sensitive in some ways.
“Are you still hung up on that?! Well, what can I do!? Guys just like big ones!”
“Small breasts are fine too, right!? Get turned on by the little tits peeking out from the gap in my blouse!”
“……………… Huh?”
“Convex Mori-sensei, Kuroba is about to die in the line of duty, so please start looking for a new Student Council Secretary.”
“Okaaaay~”
“You should stop her! You’re a teacher, aren’t you!? The Board of Education won’t just sit back and watch a violent murder like this happen!? I’m going to file a complaint!”
“Kuroba, do you know the saying, ‘Dead men tell no tales’?”
“Shut up, you heartless monster.”
How did this person even pass the teacher certification exam? Did she pay a bribe or something?
“Sniff, uu… Everyone’s going to take Jin-kun away from me ~”
Seeing the three people who had gathered around me without me noticing, the President—who wasn’t getting any attention—started bawling her eyes out.
“How am I supposed to resolve this?”
Am I a kindergarten teacher babysitting a bunch of kids? I want some extra pay for this, seriously.
“You’re definitely the right person to look after these guys, aren’t you? It was worth forcing you into this.”
“If you think so, could you at least give me a break on my academic record?”
” Only if you keep looking after these guys from now on. Well, do your best. Kuro-unin (Black Crow Servant)?」
“Ugh. Please stop calling me that.”
My academic record’s on the line, and as long as I don’t lose my cool, I guess I don’t mind dealing with this unique group for a while.
“What’s wrong, Jin-kun?”
“Kuroba, don’t dodge me this time, okay?”
“Jin, has your nosebleed stopped?”
“…… Kuroba-kun…… Is it tasty?”
All four of them stand in front of me, their big eyes locked on me and refusing to look away.
In this student council, where everyone but me is a girl, there are plenty of things I want to say, but I swallow every word threatening to spill out and narrow it down to just one.
“Something’s definitely off with our student council!”
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